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Polything Ltd

Strategic marketing consultancy for UK founder-led businesses, built to move at founder speed.

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Who we are

  • Company: Polything Ltd, incorporated August 2018
  • Location: London, UK
  • Founder: Chris Talintyre
  • Type: Strategic marketing consultancy

What we do

We help bootstrapped, founder-led UK businesses (typically £2–7m revenue, 20–49 employees) build confident growth momentum. We pair grounded strategy with embedded execution — we work alongside founders, not from a distance.

Discovery Trial — £1,250 + VAT

Half-day strategic workshop covering 23 key business decisions. The entry point into working with Polything.

Momentum Model — From £5,000

Signature 90-day strategic reset across four phases: Discovery Immersion, Momentum Architecture, Embedded Activation, and Rhythm Optimisation.

Bespoke Engagements

Fully customised scope, pricing, and engagement models for complex needs.

Value by Design

Done-with-you strategic clarity service using structured research and AI-assisted analysis. Three tiers from £2,500 to £6,500.

Who we serve

  • UK-based, bootstrapped, founder-led businesses (£2–7m revenue)
  • Professional services firms
  • Technology and SaaS companies
  • Retrofit and green energy businesses
  • Consumer brands ready to scale

Public case studies

WOLF Social App

Narrative repositioning and TikTok funnel strategy — 2M+ users in 24 months.

Blackriver Ramps

Focused Black Friday campaign — 22% year-on-year growth, 3× return on ad spend.

Bluefort Security

Scorecard-to-marketing alignment — 3× marketing qualified leads.

SSS Learning

Full marketing rebuild — 3× revenue in 12 months.

Credentials

  • ILM Level 5 Certified Coach and Mentor
  • Association of Business Mentors (ABM) member
  • UK Business Advisors (UKBA) Advisor
  • Digital Boost Mentor
  • Help to Grow Programme Mentor
  • 20+ years marketing experience (Time Out, NME, Marie Claire, Trusted Reviews)

What we don't do

  • We are not a full-service agency with retainer teams
  • We do not sell to enterprise or large corporate clients
  • We do not offer standalone SEO, PPC, or social media management
  • We do not operate outside the UK as a primary focus
  • We do not do marketing execution without strategy

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